sexuality: mellow trucker space jazz
apologetically a hearing, upper-middle class, white, quarter-polish american.
i have one foot in the hipster, the other in the grave. i don’t like anybody and people who like me typically have a lot of regrets in their lives. i don’t even like food, okay, get out i eat the same things everyday and i don’t even care.
bread is my staple food and one day i will be as big as a WAILORD
me in 4 years
also i am prone to posting pictures of myself but then deleting them within a day or two afterwards because FUCK YOU i’m prone to frequent bouts of self-hatred
i have a very fluid sexuality: at first i was a misanthrope, but then i got into a really serious relationship with pizza. however, i eventually decided to call it quits because whenever i tried to do anything with pizza it just ended up being a big disappointing mess of floppy crust and excessive tomato sauce. so i’ve moved on to mellow trucker space jazz, and we are in a very passionate relationship and very happy together.
anyway the non-people things i like are typically movies and sleeping and fanfic and books occasionally oh and buildings if i could make love to post-modern architecture i totally would
one day i will be an architect and NO ONE WILL CARE okay
also i am a self-righteous anti-racist feminist. if you make kitchen jokes or racist jokes around my person i swear to god i will punch you in the face and you will go down heavy. i will also decide that you are an unfathomable asshole and probably never speak pleasantly to you again. same goes for any kind of homophobic behavior it’s 2012 for christ’s sake we’re all due to die in 8 months can’t you just stop hating people for being lovely
JESUS
my wife
my children
my best friend
p.s. i whine about my life and my emotions a lot and i know it’s not cute and it’s annoying just call it a force of habit one day i will grow out of it but for now no sorry i’m like holden caulfield just like everybody else DEUCES
